Thursday, May 13, 2010

Open Letter to Betty White

Listen, Miss White - when endowed with grace by the blessing of many years ~ don't poach it for a paltry laugh or two. A perverted tongue garners the applause of idle minds - a pursuit a person of your age should have abandoned decades ago.

8 comments:

The Sauce said...

If only so as to devote more time to important things like cribbage, which, who knows, could be your calling--second only to that glorious Golden Girls stint.
Personally I'm missing something with this national fervor, the demand that she host Saturday Night Live. Since when did the fact that octogenarians make us laugh mean it's worth paying for? :-)
Or bridge. You could try bridge. Maybe Mahjong for the saucier times. Tape it and slap it on youtube if you've still got that entertainment itch. I wouldn't watch, but someone would.
This post made me laugh John. Open letters often do.

john tate said...

Hey there Lisa - wish you could have been in California - hope you had a great time in Vermont!

The Sauce said...

I'll see you that, and raise you a hope to see you in either Vermont, California, both, elsewhere, all of the above--whatever, sometime very soon!!
for what it's worth, my impression of how hilariously and concisely you nailed the Betty White thing (so to, um, speak) has been passed on to others, just in casual conversation. Funny stuff.

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Lucas Kain said...

Awesome post. :)

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counter strike 1.6 said...

It's ground breaking message to the whole community not just Betty! :)

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Agnes said...

hmmmm wise...i'll keep that in mind.