Happy Birthday Job!

Top Ten Ways My Life Would Be Different If I Didn't Have Job For A Brother:

10) Less rock more talk
9) The coach handball highlight reel would be bereft of the "Lance Allworth"
8) I would never have been treated like royalty at Houghton College
7) My seventeenth viewing of "Tremors" would have been by myself
6) None of my mixtapes would have anything by Everclear
5) My face would have half the laugh lines
4) I would never have been able to pull off the "blue steel" pose
3) My prospects for a night's lodging in the Lincoln bedroom would be nil
2) My ping-pong self esteem would be much much lower

and the #1 way my life would differ sans Jobie Won Kenobie

1) My Bedford Falls would be a Pottersville

I love you Job - I pray God's richest blessing on you today!